And may your mood pick the door…
To the Church of Rubber you are bid most welcome.
Welcome to the Church of Rubber, please make yourselves comfortable.
May I begin by saying I am delighted that you made it to our first meeting. I’m sure the journey has been arduous, otherwise you wouldn’t be here this day and I hope you’ll find something here that will make the journey worth your time.
Time is so precious, when we run out of it, we’ll realise it was the only thing that we truly owned and in truth that too was borrowed. So on that theme straight to lesson one.